Hey Bi Rain,
I had an idea yesterday. You should do a peanut butter commercial. You would get PB stuck to the roof of your mouth and then smile and mumble something charming like “choosy Bi Rains choose Jiff,” or “skippy is for me,” and then everyone would die. I mean it. Literally die. Because if there’s two things people love in this world, it’s Bi Rains and peanut butters.
PS even those with nut allergies because they’re also allergic to overdoses of prefect Korean men.